Wednesday, July 14, 2004

It's about goddamn time!

The legendary Mal Evans archive, a holy grail for Beatles archivists the world over, has reportedly been found... by some Aussie who bought a suitcase at a flea market for $37. Who pays $37 for used luggage? Who sells used luggage without looking inside first? Why do I find the whole thing so damn fishy? Mainly because it didn't bloody happen to me. Anyway, it's potentially great news for any Beatles fan because the archive includes some completely unique recordings that were thought lost forever. It's also good news for flea market used-luggage retailers, who are sure to do quick business in the next few weeks.

Speaking of moments whose time has come, Courtney Love, she of the bizarre personality and warped body, has finally been placed in an "institution." Her lawyer isn't being any more specific, but that level of brain fracture will only land you in one kind of facility: the kind where big Native Americans throw sinks through windows in order to gain their freedom. I smell a TV movie starring Britney Murphy!

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